Showing posts with label Kristen Stewart. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Kristen Stewart. Show all posts

Wednesday, 16 June 2010

Hello Daddy, Hello Mum...

I finally saw The Runaways. I’ve been watching the promos with great interest, wondering at the type casting of K-Stew and the anti-type casting of Dakota, and excited to see the results.

I think I wanted it to be a tale of empowerment. The first ever all-girl punk rock band, proving women can rock just as hard as men. In actuality, though the story is of junky teenagers, treated like performing chimps by their manager, and in reality, subject to sexual abuse.

Having said that, the sex, drugs and rock’n’roll of The Runaways is undeniably cool. Not just because of the pleather, latex and wedges in the wardrobe trailer, but also because the music - still - totally rocks.

I’ll freely admit to never having heard of The Runaways before the movie was in production, but that’s the beauty of a biopic. It allows a new generation of girls to rediscover and fall in love, afresh, with the music of the ‘70s.Maybe the movie isn’t as obviously empowering to women as the trailers suggest, but there is something infectious about The Runaways’ fuck-you attitude. In this, the iPod generation, don’t be surprised if, with ‘Cherry Bomb’ howling in our ears, we all start doodling anarchy signs, or kicking pigeons as they impede our progress down the street.

Tuesday, 23 February 2010

Smile Like You Mean It...

Oh my GOD, Kristen! Sure, the BAFTAs aren’t the Oscars, but I’m pretty sure that if you were ever nominated for an Academy Award that you still couldn’t train the muscles in your face to crack a smile.

And, besides the completely disheartening lack of joy, there was the speech. Twilight-hype started two years ago – surely in that time, SOMEONE could have offered some rhetorical training!

Kristen, here’s how it’s done. Colin Firth, I love you.


Sunday, 15 November 2009

Fashionably Bipolar...

Kristen. Again.
The Good, The Bad, The Ugly and The Olsen.

Elizabeth and James and Louboutin.
Great, GREAT combination.
Neon Proenza Schouler.
No no NO!

Friday, 13 November 2009

And Just Like That...

Kristen is back to square one...

It's Balenciaga S/S'10, and it isn't doing her any favours. You can just imagine the spec she gave the stylist: punk rock, black, edgy...

Oh, she looked so pretty in chiffon! No more pleather!!

Having said that, her make up is g o r g e o u s. So... There's that, at least.

Tuesday, 10 November 2009

J. Mendel Deserves a Medal...

...for making Kristen Stewart look like a lady. I am not a fan of Kristen's attitude to her new-found fame. If you think you're above it, let someone else do it. There are a million girls in this world who would love a role in a major movie franchise and would be gracious about the attention. I get it! You're rock and roll! But you come across ungrateful and considering you're essentially playing a slightly-more-twitchy version of yourself, you don't have a whole lot to brag about.
Kristen rejects fashion...
Kristen embraces fashion...

But serious kudos for putting on that dress. I heard rumours that the people making 'New Moon' had to make Kristen prettier in response to Twilighters complaining that she's not a convincing Bella (who's uber-hot!)... This dress is a good start!

photos from people.com